Oh Big Shiny Robot readers, how I have missed you! My first post back is to bring you the official trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1. In this trailer we see Edward looking super vampirey, a wedding that takes place in the woods, Jacob STILL pining for Bella (the girl has such a personality on her, why wouldn’t he?), the super rough sex scene where Edward knocks Bella unconscious (this is based on a novel for teens?), a pregnancy that wasn’t supposed to happen, some fantastically CG’ed werewolves who make Bella the enemy, and glimpses into what all of you who have read the books know will be THE MOST AWESOME BIRTH SCENE EVER MADE.
The only thing I ask myself is: “Why, oh why, god? Why would you make these movies premiere on or around my birthday and ruin it for me year after year?”.
Breaking Dawn premieres in theaters nationwide November 18th (my birthday is the 21st).