Marvel has recently announced its “Avengers Assemble” soundtrack featuring music from, and inspired by the movie. This release also confirms one very important thing: Marvel has no taste in music. Yes, I’m afraid unless you put more gel in your hair in a morning then some small countries use in a year, drink Coors Light and Mountain Dew like water, and have a large collection of Tap Out gear, this album just isn’t for you.

Yes, you are reading this correctly. Papa Roach? BuckCherry? Pusher Jones? I feel like I’ve been sent in a douchey time machine back to 1998. The only way this could be worse would be to lead the album with Nickleback.

Then of course, we have Evanesence, a band so terrible I could devote pages of my hatred to, remixed by some D-Bag named Photek. All in all, I’m pretty sure I’ll be giving this a pass on my list of things that I’ll need before The Avengers drops May 4th.

How about you? Are you reeling in confusion as I am? Or are you already getting out your wallets, covered in Ed Hardy designs, to pre-order?