Awful EA Video Update..

An interesting new way for EA to update us on their upcoming features but this guy is just a mess…

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I’m pretty sure this is the first time he has ever read these lines and when the video starts, he seems to be headbanging to music that nobody can hear but him. Seriously, every time he finishes a sentence, he has to retract his head. The more he says, the more angled downward his head becomes. Too bad he didn’t talk for longer stretches of time, it would be interesting to see if he’d fall over before he stopped talking. I think he also is waiting to be passed a baby or something. The hand jive he has got going on here is pretty ridiculous. I think someone was seriously messing with him.

“No, no, we need you to do that again but make a lot of the same hand gestures and rock your head back and forth constantly. Yes, that’s it. Perfect”

During his Medal of Honor preview, I’m fairly certain that he just straight up stops at the beginning of a sentence. Upon hearing it again, I don’t even think it was the beginning. I just randomly hear, “few explosions” and then it continues on like it made sense.

I’m just glad that they end the video with the promise of more to come. Looking forward to it EA.

 

Also, it’s not “Mass Effect Free” it’s “Mass Effect 3.”

It isn’t “Teef of Naros” it’s “Teeth of Naros.”

…and I can’t wait to play “NHL Firteen.”

British people and their ‘th’ consonant blends…amirite?