Same Shit, Different Diaper : the Mortal Kombat vs. DC Trailer

To me, this pairing always seemed like Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee, two wrongs that as impossible as it may seem, become something south of Limp Bizkit.

It’s kind of like those booger and turd jelly beans of Harry Potter fame, except that no one is really expected to swallow those.

I truly wonder if this title didn’t stem from a drunken bet or a dare that someone took way too seriously.

This is like Van Halen re-uniting with Sammy Haagar, except this time Sammy has replaced Eddie and that ass hole from Fall Out Boy has replaced Sammy.

This isn’t beating a dead horse, this is raising Hitler from the dead to he can initiate unholy congress with Joan Rivers… Sure it may be good for a cheap laugh but think of the possible consequences.

Click the picture.  Actually, don’t, because it’s really stupid…

Did they just figure that since Marvel and Capcom went together like milk and cookies, nobody would notice that Mortal Kombat and DC  go together like a saucer full of poo and a mug of hot pee?

Seriously folks, we live in a society here…

Watch the trailer here and tell me if I’m wrong.