Batman Loses His Cool in Times Square and Spider-Men Calm Him Down

Those of you who have been to Times Square in New York are probably familiar with the, um, entertainers who dress in (bad) costumes to take photos with tourists. The same thing happens outside the Chinese theater in Los Angeles, and sometimes these characters make headlines.

In the video below, Batman is accused of swearing in front of a child, and the Gotham police get involved. Where’s Commissioner Gordon when you need him? The video is NSFW for language since Batman does, in fact, swear. Loudly. 

He’s so agitated that not one but two Spider-Men approach and try to get him to calm down, as he keeps shouting, “I know a gangster when I see one!”