Big Shiny Robot is manned entirely by robots. Each robot works professionally in any number of pre-programed fields (usually in the film or comics industry). Some are even programmed for artistic ability.Founding Editors:

• Kill-tacular-tron - No data.
• Swank-Mo-Tron - The highly opinionated Robot God of Pornography who dabbles in filmmaking functions full-time.

Founding Contributors:

• Dr. Cyborg, Robot M.D. Attorney at law - Equal parts of both doctor and lawyer, ladies hold on to your marriages when this relationship earthquake rolls into town.
• Humanjunk - An atheist, homicidal robot. He also enjoys lurid acts of pyronecrobeastaphilia.
• Arse-bot - Due to a programming issue by his Irish inventor Arse-bot is completely incapable of pronouncing “ass” properly, thus his name. Among other attributes he has also developed a strong affinity for Guinness, which he uses throughout his systems instead of oil.
• Clang! Boom! Steam! -No data.

Other Contributors:

• Pixelbot 7 - Pixelbot 7 posesses robotic L33t skills beyond any human gamer. He beat Devil May Cry 3 on “Dante Must Die” mode while playing the new Contra on his Nintendo DS… as he was in Powersave mode. There is no running. All the cheats in the world won’t save you from his wrath.
• M. C. Frogger - The time traveling, rapping robot.
• Neotron - Megalomaniacal wolf in sheep’s clothing who’s end is written but who’s reign of supremacy is inevitable.
• Femmebot 3000 - No Data
• Bambot - No Data
• Estebot - No Data
• Joey Mousepad - Leader of the robot video game mafia. He gets his name from his mousepad bling.

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