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This steaming pile of shit is slated for release June 5th 2009. Seriously why do movies like this get made? Sure the first one had some of the greatest cheesy lines of dialogue but they should have stopped at one, not four. I think it might be time to start the Kill All Humans Initiative, or at least threaten to if they keep making shit like this.
Responses to “Seriously?”
September 10th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Who are you to say whether this movie should be released or not? People have different hobbies then you, so what if people like it. I’ll probably see it. Why? Its an action flick, and I like cars. Yup, the movie is far-fetched and silly, but oh well.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Well Angry-wannabe-racer-bot I’ll probably see it too and laugh my ass off at how cheesy it just like the other 3 movies. And then I’ll laugh at the clowns like you in the parking lot doing burnouts and thinking they are Vin Deisel.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:35 am
There’s some more stereotypes….
So now I have a car capable of burnouts in the parking lot? I don’t own a car currently.
What is the point of a movie? To tell a story and be entertaining. I am sure it will do just that.
Will it win awards? Hell no.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Here’s some more for you…
Will you still be angry at people posting their opinions on the internet? Probably
Will you still be lame and carless? Probably
Will anyone care about you? NO
Am I bored? Yes.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Jackass.
Opinions are one thing, just make it clear its an opinion.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:52 am
PS I’m not worried about F&F movies, but how bout Scary Movies, Disaster Movie, Teen Movie, and all those other tasteless movies that make fun of other movies. In MY opinion, THOSE are shit. 
September 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Its a post on a site written by one robot of course its a fucking opinion Jesus Robot Christ, and yes those movies are shit and I lump them in with fast and the furious because they are dumbing down the world.
September 10th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I think you should stop generalizing Proletaria-tron. I agree with Up-yours-motron.
September 10th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I’m coming into this late, but I will have to agree that Fast and the Furious (as well as the other movies listed) are lowest-common-denominator bullshit for mass consumption by teenagers too stupid to read.
September 10th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
f&f looks great. it could be worse…it could be star wars episode 1…
September 10th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I just hope it at least gives us something like “You must be sandwhich crazy!”
September 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
why the fuck would someone make fun of Episode 1? And I’m not lying when I say that it’s a great film and how dare you bring it down to this level.
Who the fuck do you think you are, pal?
September 10th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Swank as much as I love to give you shit about star wars I’m not even gonna touch this. You do your thing and take care of some fuckers.
September 10th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
No self-respecting robot could ever, as much as they dislike Phantom Menace, put it down the level of shit like scary movie and fast and the furious…
That’s just downright stupid.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Yikes.