I’m gonna be honest here, and turn off my “I’m gonna annoy Bryan by pretending I hate Star Wars” button. When I started watching this trailer, I was like, “Oh, hell yeah! Looks good!” And then my brain turned off when they mentioned saving Jabba’s kidnapped son.

That’s one of the most annoying things about the prequels! I don’t need my little universe all packaged up in a nice little “Princess Leia Vinyl purse, on sale at starwars.com for only $199.99! Buy now!” Why does everything have to be connected? Why is it that Boba Fett couldn’t have just stayed a cool bounty hunter only in the last 2 films? Why is it that the Force can’t just be a mystical force, and not a science experiment? I will admit having the Stormtroopers be the clones was awesome, but that just explains how an organization so evil managed to get such a large army.

I’m starting to ramble.

Anyways, I doubt I’ll be watching this. Sorry, I was excited…but Star Wars isnt written for sci-fi geeks any more, it’s written for people who want Peter Parker to always be married to Mary Jane, keep fighting the same shitty villains, and have Aunt May stay perpetually 78, even though she should have died a million times by now. Boo for making Star Wars a formulaic mess.

I’m sick of star wars haters for no reason. You robot-guys who think it’s lame are whiny fools.

So, Budgetron. I wouldn’t go so far as to call you a fool, but I will disagree with your reasons.

A) No one told you you had to buy a giant vinyl Leia doll. There are sci-fi nerds who need to those to get erections.

B) Everything is connected because what’s the point of a series of movies and films if none of it connects?

C) Boba Fett always has and always will be a badass. What part of Jango Fett being a badass made Boba less of one?

D) Midi-Chlorians aren’t the force. They are a means of some people communicating with it. I can understand why you got that one wrong, it’s a little heady, but certainly still mystical.

E) Right you are: Clones to Stormtroopers was rad.

F) I’m a sci-fi geek and Star Wars is written for me.

Maybe you’re not sick of Star Wars, you’re just sick of being a sci-fi geek.

A) Why would you comment if you weren’t interested in debating?

A-2) Were this an actual debate, you’d fail miserably because the point is to actually discuss the relevant points of what you disagree with with relevant counter-points, not pithy, mildly entertaining and offensive remarks.

B) And you look like Doug Funny, your opinion is meaningless.

C) It fucks better that way.