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Nick Marx

usb-robot-keychainWe’ve got the Humans right where we want them. The bastards still think that we are all cute and fun. They turn us into all kinds of toys and cartoons. Now they are turning us into 4 GB USB Drives. When we strike they will be completely surprised.

Responses to “Go Go Gadget”

Tyson Huber
Arse-bot
on March 12th, 2009 at 3:54 pm said:

I wonder if they even realize this is how we have sex with our computers…

Javier Garcia
Pencilbot
on March 12th, 2009 at 5:39 pm said:

Embrace Robo-change.

Bryan Young
Swank-mo-tron
on March 12th, 2009 at 10:11 pm said:

Don’t Date Robots!

Javier Garcia
Pencilbot
on March 13th, 2009 at 9:48 am said:

The distant future, the year 2000.

Ryan Thomason
BrusrBot
on March 13th, 2009 at 1:13 pm said:

On the topic of sex, my wife and I procreate by sending detailed sexual information over our internal wireless modems. Once, we got to get busy with it from a radius of 60 feet away.

Dumb humans and their need for fluid distributing energy consuming sexual endeavors. I can process 1000 different calculations while the Misses and I are grinding metal so to speak.

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