To me, this pairing always seemed like Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee, two wrongs that as impossible as it may seem, become something south of Limp Bizkit.

It’s kind of like those booger and turd jelly beans of Harry Potter fame, except that no one is really expected to swallow those.

I truly wonder if this title didn’t stem from a drunken bet or a dare that someone took way too seriously.

This is like Van Halen re-uniting with Sammy Haagar, except this time Sammy has replaced Eddie and that ass hole from Fall Out Boy has replaced Sammy.

This isn’t beating a dead horse, this is raising Hitler from the dead to he can initiate unholy congress with Joan Rivers… Sure it may be good for a cheap laugh but think of the possible consequences.

Click the picture.  Actually, don’t, because it’s really stupid…

Did they just figure that since Marvel and Capcom went together like milk and cookies, nobody would notice that Mortal Kombat and DC  go together like a saucer full of poo and a mug of hot pee?

Seriously folks, we live in a society here…

Watch the trailer here and tell me if I’m wrong.

Posted Sunday, July 13th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
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Responses to “Same Shit, Different Diaper : the Mortal Kombat vs. DC Trailer”

Arse-bot

“Koming Soon”… Sometimes, I really, REALLY hate the human race… Thank My Creater I’m a robot.

Arse-bot

PS- No, you’re not wrong…

Kill-Tacular-Tron

This game just looks really awkward. Like walking in on your room mate watching Star Wars Porn.

Budgetron

You’ve lived with Swank, Kill-Tacular-Tron?

Humanjunk

That game will make me “kome soon” all over the developer’s face.

Pixelbot 7

I know this is going to lose me some respect points, but I want this game. It seems like one of those turn-off-your-brain-and-enjoy things.

I personally wanna kick the shit out of Sub-Zero with Batman.

Swank-mo-tron

You’re right. You did lose some respect points.

But if you’re buying it, I’ll try it.

Swank-mo-tron

I just watched the trailer and, on second thought, I’ll pass.

Even if you buy it.

Pixelbot 7

Uh-uh. I’m not saying this is going to be a video game masterpiece. I have Odin Sphere, Shadow of the Colossus, and Chrono Cross for that.

Look at it this way: Sometimes the average intelligent person will go to the movie theater, and instead of the newest emotional Oscar nominee, they’ll watch AvP 7: Killer-Death-Explosion.

I’ll play it for the cheese factor, and the tight, decent fighting mechanics MK possesses.

Pixelbot 7

Oh, by the way, unusual crossovers are abound this fighting game season, anyway. I mean, Darth Vader and his secret apprentice (from the upcoming title “Star Wars: The Force Unleashed”) are going to be in Soul Calibur IV, with Darth being switched for Yoda in the 360 release.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pG54MbV5Ls0&feature=related

Though Soul Calibur is hands down THE BEST 3-dimensional fighter out there… And shut the hell up if any of you say “Virtua Fighter”

Swank-mo-tron

Samurai Showdown’s 3D entry to the series.

Humanjunk

I’d rather play Marvel Versus Capcom.

Swank-mo-tron

I might bring the Dreamcast version and 4 controllers of Marvel V. Capcom to my pre-Dark Knight B-day party….

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