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Ryan Thomason

The Colony Warehouse MapThe Colony on the Discovery channel at 8pm on Tuesdays has sucked me in. I’ll gladly bite on whatever hook that promises survival and post apocalyptic themes, and to smack 10 strangers right in the middle of it and air it on TV? You might as well start reeling me in. If you’ve been missing out on this show, as it is a couple of episodes past the mid point you should start watching now, set your DVR or TIVO and catch the past episodes that have already aired.

The premise of the show is that there was a viral outbreak in the United States, nearly all of the population was killed off, and chaos has ensued. “The Survivors” as the contestants are called are first isolated and sleep deprived for 30 hours to wear them down and get them into a state of shock. They are unleashed into a barren section of Los Angelas and told to find their sanctuary a massive warehouse with a yard that has been fenced in. Their first task was to raid what was left of a supermarket, and eventually raiders and other looters crashed the party and made off with some of the goods. They’ve encountered others as they’ve gone out and scavenged for food and water, which always seem to be in dwindling supply. They are tested multiple times when raiders attack the warehouse, some sneaking in the back door, stealing supplies and destroying whatever they couldn’t take. The bonds that form between these real people who have been thrown into a ‘survive or die’ situation has been interesting for me to watch. You can see which people are distancing themselves in their work, and others who feel the need to shout the loudest whenever an obstacle is thrown in the way. When a Colonist goes missing during a savaging hunt at a hospital bringing the group down to nine, you can see some of the people breaking downside, as if that person were really gone for good, and haven’t just left what they all know somewhere in the back of their head that this is just an experiment and not real.

I think what I find most interesting about the show is how the Colonist tackle those obstacles. One of the first things they build is a water filtration system, to filter the water that comes from a river a distance away. Using a large plastic container, they grind some charcoal that was found in the yard, and layer it with sand, they pour in the water, and what comes through the holes in the bottom is very purified water that only needs a boil to drink. I’ve learned more than I could ever have thought possible about making simple tools and equipment that would vastly help my survivability rate if I were to ever find myself in this type of situation. Building a miniature Tesla Coil and capturing the Ozone from it to turn it into a water purification system? Awesome. Building a transmitter and receiver from scratch to send out Morse Code and being able to receive radio transmissions from copper wires wrapped a jar and hooked up to a TV to hear the audio? Super Awesome. Using essentially “Wood Gas” from burning a fire in a contraption and hooking up the hose to a generator that makes it run to produce electricity? Wickedly Awesome. Getting a broken down flatbed truck to start working so you can make it a “Battle Wagon” to get the hell out of the city? Now, that is just bad ass. The official Colony website over at discovery actually has a page on how they built some of their equipment.

Though those things are just some of the snippets that have suckered me in, I’m a people watcher by nature, and watching these people who now seem to have a mindset that they really are living in the destruction of society makes me more curious. Currently, they have barely any food supplies left, exhausted the last of their propane, are physically, morally, and mentally exhausted. Though, judging from the last set of episodes yet to air, they are going to be tested even further.

If you’re the type that thinks that you have what it takes to survive in an apocalyptic setting, you need to watch this show. Just from the information and techniques gained you’ll be enveloping yourself in a world of knowledge you never knew existed. If you’re a casual type that wants to break the cycle of horrible ‘reality TV’ shows, this is your mallet to break that up. Hell, if you are like me, and always thought you knew you had what it takes to survive, and after watching some of these episodes find out that you’d be the first to kick the can, your brain is calling to bring you up to speed. Though, the show isn’t some kind of instructional video (which I wish they would do on some of the builds that these people create) you’re not going to be able to just go off the grid and start hacking things on your own because you watched this show. There are no guns, so that small bit of realism has been removed, these people don’t have to worry about killing to survive (Except as we saw in the last episode of rats for dinner and much needed protein). I strongly suggest that you at least record a couple of episodes and watch it when you can get around to it, I don’t think you’ll be let down, and you’re bound to learn a thing or two.

Responses to “The Colony on Discovery Channel”

Reed
Reed
on September 9th, 2009 at 4:08 pm said:

I like this show it’s really good and I have learned a lot.

Dan
Dan
on September 10th, 2009 at 12:21 pm said:

Thanks for the recommend. I hardly watch the Discovery channel anymore because its all the fishing stuff mostly.
I caught an episode of the Colony. Good stuff.

Your Mom
Your Mom
on September 10th, 2009 at 4:50 pm said:

Really?!? Survival? Well, in this week’s episode they decided to build an electric bike to do recon and search for food. The funny thing is that they didn’t become interested in finding any food until the 44th day due to the fact that…THEY HAVE EVERYTHING THEY WILL EVER NEED IN THE FULLY STOCKED WAREHOUSE THE PRODUCERS SET UP FOR THEM TO “SURVIVE” IN. OK, needless to say, this is clearly not a survival show. They should have called it “What can you build in your garage with whatever you find at a junk yard”. And that’s to say nothing about the “experts” that interject every now and then about what the colonist are doing. These people are pointing paid to point out the obvious. Was the budget really that low to force the producers to higher trained monkeys to point emphasize the mundane? It’s like watching a car wreck, where I’m drawn back each week to see how the producers possibly embarrass themselves more than the previous week. Don’t waste your time, unless you want to watch a seminar on how to frivolously spend a “reality show” budget.

Amber
Amber
on September 23rd, 2009 at 6:58 am said:

Just btw “Your Mom,” the survivors searched for food one of the first weeks they were there. You might want to watch the whole season before you decide that the show is a frivolously spent reality show. You also should edit before you submit your replies, because “pointing paid to point” might be alliteration, but it doesn’t make sense.
And I loved this show. It excellently portrayed a group of people in an apocalyptic scenario. I enjoyed watching what they decided to build. Sometimes I didn’t fully think the items they built were necessary, but maybe I would feel differently had I been in the situation. Obviously, an unscripted reality show will never accurately portray an apocalyptic reality. But, this was as close as we’re going to get. This program expressed the human needs and emotions in such an event and displayed how close a person can come to reaching their “breaking point” in such a situation. Nicely done.

Me
Me
on September 23rd, 2009 at 5:57 pm said:

I loved the show season 2 should be made and i agree with amber dont knack off the show if you havent seen all the episodes XD.

Really?
Really?
on October 27th, 2009 at 10:27 am said:

I’m with your mom on this one. This show was a waste of time.(Or better titled Monster Garage) yeah I saw the first episode where they “searched” for food. And also every episode after, especially the one where they had a pantry stocked when they got to the warehouse. And after 44 days of eating 3 meals a day they decided gathering food was an important issue all of a sudden. I don’t think there is a realistic bone in this shows body, except when Joe went beserkers because nobody was actually planning or prepared for survival. If this show is as close as we are going to get to portray an apocalyptic reality I need to get to the library to stack up on reference books about topics such as alternative energies, pray someone has strategically placed certain things, and keep my fingers crossed any marauders I come across have been told to not harm me. Overall it’s pretty insulting and a simple show for simple minds.

peace rape
peace rape
on January 5th, 2010 at 4:24 pm said:

I agree with all of you. because the producers eat kaka. And gay sex. I love pineccones. And the website you put sucks because it doesnt show the tesla coil. WTH go get raped

peace rape
peace rape
on January 5th, 2010 at 4:25 pm said:

WTH

peace rape
peace rape
on January 5th, 2010 at 4:25 pm said:

yeah

peace
peace
on January 5th, 2010 at 4:26 pm said:

yonker doodles

peace rape
peace rape
on January 5th, 2010 at 4:29 pm said:

does this thing always say you comment needs to be approved mofo?

The Colony
The Colony
on January 29th, 2010 at 6:04 pm said:

NOW CASTING SEASON 2 of

“THE COLONY”

The Discovery Channel invites you to participate in an extraordinary, once-in-a-lifetime experience: in the second
season of this critically acclaimed docu-reality series deemed a “social experiment”, a group of eleven strangers must co-exist in a simulated, post-apocalyptic world. The world as you know it is gone – there is no water, no food, no communication, no power. It’s now up to you and eleven strangers to fend for yourselves as you rebuild society and reengineer the world as you once knew it.

If you understand the science of survival, if you have a skill that would help you and others survive after a catastrophe, if you are ambitious, motivated, resourceful under pressure and willing to un-tap your personal ingenuity, we are looking for you. Join us in this true test of the human spirit.

If interested, please email the following info to:
thecolony.ashley@gmail.com

NAME:

AGE:

OCCUPATION:

SKILLS/TALENTS/AREAS OF EXPERTISE:

SURVIVAL SKILLS (if any):

CITY/STATE:

PHONE #:

RECENT PHOTO:

Bryan Young
Swank-mo-tron
on January 29th, 2010 at 11:39 pm said:

Brusr, you should write up a new post about this audition info…

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