Comments on: Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars Sucks!

By: andrew

andrew — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:40:59 +0000

I didn’t even know we were still debating this. Star Wars sucks balls. Do you know why?

Because when I was a young boy the first 3 movies came along and became part of my DNA. As I grew I pondered that somewhere in a Galaxy far far away something awesome was going down.

Then…..

Suddenly the next installment came along and I felt like that same DNA turned to infested crap. Now I don’t ever stare up wondering what is happening in that Galaxy far far away. I don’t care cos it turns out Darth Vader was really a terrible actor who had no ability to connect emotionally with anyone (particularly the audience). How can you care about the Messiah (symbolic) turning evil if you don’t even care about the Messiah?

I did a test with my 3 kids. I showed them the original trilogy and then the new one. Guess what?
I don’t need to buy any Stars Wars toys anymore cos they think it sucks balls too.

By: Trent

Trent — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:55:15 +0000

Just ran across this post. Finally, someone admits “Star Wars” pretty much sucks. Which it does. It’s perhaps the most overrated, over-adored, over-marketed, over-commercialized, over-done piece of pop culture out there. Sadly, its brainwashed “fans” just make George richer and richer.

“Clone Wars” doesn’t only suck on its own, it has made “Star Wars” into nothing more than a dull cartoon for kids.

The last 10 years of “Star Wars” have actually fostered an active DISTASTE for “Star Wars” in my mind. The whole thing basically, yeah, just sucks. But I can admit that it was once good. THIRTY YEARS AGO.

By: RedDeath999

RedDeath999 — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:25:05 +0000

o and Qwerty the vid games don’t suck
the best game is BAttle Front 2 B-I-OTCH!!!!!!!!!!! XD

By: RedDeath999

RedDeath999 — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:22:51 +0000

although i get the motorcycle deal Star Wars is still awesome, and actually the worst movie ever is Twilight new moon, can’t fight the facts. it don’t hurt to dream u know, cuz we’re all in the system of entertainment, and there’s nothing we can do about it. I like the trilogy but not the extra shit like clone wars. it’s not a waste of time. douche bag.

By: Dr. Cyborg Robot M.D. attorney at law - Five

Dr. Cyborg Robot M.D. attorney at law - Five — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:05:14 +0000

If you are referring to the actual post. I’m going to have to disagree with you. The headlines next to every number are the reasons.
Going into a blurb paragraph after, sometimes explains the reason, or else leaves it up to your imagination.
Conclusively proving you don’t have a soul!

P.S. I would get that checked out by a real doctor.

By: Qwerty

Qwerty — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:18:33 +0000

Well, that was pointless. In most of the reasons, you didn’t actually give a freakin reason . Better luck next time on being interesting. But yes most of his video games do suck xD

By: Dr. Cyborg Robot M.D. attorney at law - Five

Dr. Cyborg Robot M.D. attorney at law - Five — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:09:02 +0000

If I understood you correctly, which I reasonably doubt. You think that Star Wars toys are an addictive substance, and it would be hazardous for an adult to collect them. Additionally you believe that George Lucas is just a glorified toy seller, and his video games suck.

Well I guess I can get behind that. Thanks for the comment Smelly.

By: Smelly Brown

Smelly Brown — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:41:52 +0000

i was collecting action figures of SW years ago, and i relized so fast that i was my time. Its not a hobby, it controls your life. thise are toys, grow up people. i see some 40 years old weirdos presenting their new acquisition on internet and it make me sad. Lucas is nothing else then a toys seller thats sit, even de video games sucks.

By: Dr. Cyborg Robot M.D. attorney at law - Five

Dr. Cyborg Robot M.D. attorney at law - Five — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:56:45 +0000

Darth Vader and Boba Fett’s motorcycles are apart of the expanded universe. I think you need to refine your definition.

By: Star wars super fan

Star wars super fan — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:51:16 +0000

I am a huge fan of Star WArs. I know the movies wasn’t that good, but the expanded universe is another thing. If you don’t even know anything of the expanded universe, then you can suck a dogs balls. Star Wars is the greatest.