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BODYPAINT REVIEW: Mark Greenawalt

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

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I want to direct you all over to Mark Greenawalt’s painting site.

Mark has this wonderful site that shows not only his best body paints for each year you can also see the progress he has made over the course of 9 years.  If you click on his pictures some will take you to a journal and commentary of his commercial work. There are some paints that look rushed and a little messy but hell,  he can illustrate on the human body.

He has been featured on a number of magazine covers as well as a featured artist and instructor at the Toronto BODYSSEY ‘09.

He is often a guest at the Playboy “Pajama Party” where he paints the models.

Mark is old school when it comes to body painting using an every day artists paint brush. Mark has a great understanding of colors and shadows and as an artist in the same category that is a big deal to me.  I always love looking at other artists pages like this it’s easy to navigate and you can easily see their work.

As you can see, he does a lot of geek oriented work that I wanted to point out to you:

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GAME PREVIEW: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow!

Sunday, December 6th, 2009
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Castlevania has been a brand name I’ve been able to trust since the NES, and so I’m always excited to hear about a new release in the series. (Besides Castlevania: Judgement, and the movie that Paul W.S. Anderson is attached to.) This one looks a bit different than some of the others, but it looks well developed if nothing else.

It looks most similar to the PS2 release, Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow, but it doesn’t even really resemble it that much. In this robots honest opinion, the game looks more like God of War, but I’m sure with its own unique spin of course. With Patrick Stewart on the cast, I’m sure it’s more story oriented than some of the previous titles, but I only say that because who would want to waste Patrick Stewart? Not because Castlevania hasn’t had good stories in the past, I’m just saying I think they are going to one up their game.

As always they have some cool artwork. (Click the pictures to make them grow.)

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The game play looks good, phenomenal from a horror aspect, but also not the best actual graphics I’ve ever seen. (Click the pictures to make them grow.)

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I think this is going to be a good investment, Don’t make the mistake of not buying this one early. Castlevania games have a tendency of having low print numbers, and raising in price rather than getting cheaper. You can get it for PS3, although it doesn’t seem as if you can pre-order for PS3 at the moment.
It’s also being released on Xbox 360. And Amazon has that version for pre-order,  you can get it through this link.

This title is being shipped December 31st. And be sure to check out the trailer below!

INTRODUCING: Creaturebot

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
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No, this is not Mystique.

The design was inspired by the famous rainbow lizard (here is a link to an image of one of the creatures). I will be posting at least one of these kinds of things the first week of every month. Leave comments, questions, etc. I want to cater to you guys visually. Even post requests for up-and-coming designs and I will use them. I will also dedicate the whole post to the dedicator as well, and I will also try (no promises here) to get the winner a chance to meet the model in the make-up.

DC COMICS AVAILABLE TODAY! 9/30/2009

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

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Justice League Of America 80-Page Giant

Written by Chuck Kim, Josh Williamson, Rich Fogel and others; Art by Mahmud Asrar, Adrian Syaf and others; Cover by Jay Anacleto

With a tale this massive, we could only fit it in an 80-page giant! When a battle between Epoch and the Time Commander spills over into our era, the Justice League finds itself scattered throughout time. That leaves Superman and Dr. Light fighting alongside a tornado-powered Samurai, Green Lantern and Red Arrow locked in a showdown with Cinnamon in the Old West, Green Arrow and Firestorm facing the Bride of Frankenstein in WWII, John Stewart and Vixen drawing swords alongside the Shining Knight, and Black Canary and Zatanna evading gangsters with the original Crimson Avenger!

Reintroducing the classic, extra-sized issues for a whole new generation, this special issue features the writing of TV’s Chuck Kim (Heroes) and Rich Fogel (Batman Beyond, Justice League) along with writer Joshua Williamson (Dear Dracula) and artists such as Mahmud Asrar (Dynamo 5) and Adrian Syaf (BLACKEST NIGHT: BATMAN)!

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* BATMAN: THE BLACK GLOVE

* BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #9

* BATMAN: WIDENING GYRE #2 (OF 6) Preview Available

* BLACKEST NIGHT: TITANS #2 (OF 3) Preview Available

* FINAL CRISIS AFTERMATH: INK #5 (OF 6) Preview Available

* GOTHAM CITY SIRENS #4 Preview Available

* GREEN LANTERN #46 Preview Available

* HIGH MOON VOL. 1 Preview Available

* ICON: A HERO’S WELCOME – NEW PRINTING

* JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA 80-PAGE GIANT Preview Available

* JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #31 Preview Available

* THE LAST DAYS OF ANIMAL MAN #5 (OF 6) Preview Available

* SUPERMAN #692 Preview Available

* SUPERMAN/BATMAN VOL. 1: PUBLIC ENEMIES – NEW EDITION Preview Available

* SUPERMAN: KRYPTONITE

* TEEN TITANS #75 Preview Available

* WONDER WOMAN #36 Preview Available

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Fables Deluxe Edition Vol. 1

Written by Bill Willingham; Art by Lan Medina, Mark Buckingham, Steve Leialoha and Craig T. Hamilton; Cover by James Jean

For the first time ever, Bill Willingham’s acclaimed, Eisner Award-winning series FABLES is presented in a deluxe hardcover edition collecting issues #1-10. When a savage creature known only as the Adversary conquered the fabled lands of legends and fairy tales, all of the infamous inhabitants of folklore were forced into exile. Disguised among the normal citizens of modern-day New York, these magical characters have created their own peaceful and secret society within an exclusive luxury apartment building called Fabletown. When Snow White’s party-girl sister, Rose Red, is apparently murdered, it’s up to Fabletown’s sheriff, the reformed and pardoned Big Bad Wolf, to find the killer. Meanwhile, trouble of a different sort brews at the Fables’ upstate farm where non-human inhabitants are preaching revolution – and threatening Fabletown’s carefully nurtured secrecy.

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* FABLES DELUXE EDITION VOL. 1 (SEP-30)

* JACK OF FABLES #38 (SEP-30)

* UNKNOWN SOLDIER #12 (SEP-30)

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Absolute Promethea Vol. 1

Written by Alan Moore; Art by J.H. Williams III and Mick Gray; Cover by J.H. Williams III

Alan Moore’s entrancing masterpiece is collected for the first time in oversized, Absolute format featuring the spectacular art of J.H. Williams III. The first of three ABSOLUTE PROMETHEA slipcased collections, this volume collects PROMETHEA #1-12! Discover the stories that introduced Sophie Bangs, an ordinary college student in a weirdly futuristic New York, whose life will be changed by her research into the mythical warrior woman known as Promethea!

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* ABSOLUTE PROMETHEA VOL. 1

* ASTRO CITY: ASTRA SPECIAL #1 (OF 2)

* TRICK ‘R TREAT

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From the pages of the much-loved ’80s series from Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire, these four characters round out the original incarnation of the Justice League International!

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* JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL: SERIES 2: BLUE BEETLE Action Figure

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* JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL: SERIES 2: BOOSTER GOLD Action Figure

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* JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL: SERIES 2: FIRE Action Figure

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* JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL: SERIES 2: MARTIAN MANHUNTER Action Figure

Listings and previews provided by dccomics.com.

Let’s Go to Utah! Interview with Dave Chisholm

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Let’s Go to Utah! Interview with Dave Chisholm

Dave and Leif’s Excellent adventure!

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The interview is also published in this week’s “IN Utah This Week”- inthisweek.com. Below is the unedited version as it was cut for space. If you’re in Salt Lake City (or the general region) go out and pick up a copy from your local retailer or newsstand now! And now, on with the interview!

Let’s go to Utah is unlike any other comic story out on the shelves right now, with it’s raw, violent, and madcap journey from Los Angeles to Utah. It’s a strange adventure set to an improv jazz session, from the colorful characters peppered throughout, to the locations found off the beaten path on the journey. The story of Dave and Leif’s road trip to Utah isn’t so much about the destination, but rather all points in-between you find when traveling through America in a car.

You see, Dave’s had a vision in a dream involving an ice scraper, a cowboy with no head, an old tree with a hole in it, and more surreal imagery, all pointing to Utah. Compelled to find the meaning of the reoccurring dream, Dave manages to “hook up” a ride with the mysterious Leif through mutual friend Pete (of “Pete’s Weird Stories!” fame, also available in this edition). Unfortunately for Dave however, he soon learns that Leif may be some kind of psychotic serial murder, or something worse if that’s even possible…

Dave’s first full length comic series is bold, honest, and uncompromising for a work of fiction, especially in regards to the art. As he says in the books Forward, “For a minute there, part of me wanted to go through and fix all the problems with my work-the wonky anatomy, the wacky perspective, and whatever else you might see…” Thankfully, he decided not to, as the book is fantastic genius as it is, and tampering with it would take away from the beauty of the roughness of the art that perfectly complements the story.

With the release of the collected edition of “Let’s go to Utah”, Dave was gracious enough to allow me to pick his brain about his book, inspirations, and more.

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Martin j DeKay- I’m going to softball you to start with that age old question you ask creators, “What was the first comic book you ever read?”

Dave Chisholm – The first one I remember owning was a Hawkman comic from 1984 or something. To this day, my mom claims that my first word was ‘Spiderman,’ so Spidey was a huge part of my childhood. Any time my brother or I would lose a tooth, we’d get a stack of comic books from the tooth fairy. I sort of fell in and out of love with comics again and again throughout my childhood and adolescence. In high school, I would go to dr. volt’s comics every week and buy spawn, sin city, blade of the immortal, Akira, ash (gag) and some other stuff. Back then, I’d totally draw comics–I’d put together 8-page dr. volt stories and copy them and leave them on the counter for people to take for free at the store. Eventually, painting and then music became more important to me than comics, and I fell out of love with them shortly before college.

Initially, when I first met you, you had shown me quite a few drawings and pages inspired by the film The Dark Knight. Though it was influenced by the film, the work was very much your own style and flavor. Was Dark Knight the inspirational catalyst into your fore’ into creating comics? And if so do you find it ironic that a film based off of a mainstream comic property is what brought you into the world of creating and reading Independent comics?

Hmmm…You know, the buzz about the dark knight started at a perfect time for me. My musical mind was exhausted and I needed another outlet, so I naturally gravitated back to comics. I’ve always been a fan of batman, so I just started doodling batman and especially the joker. But I wouldn’t say it was a catalyst, per se, because I have been a fan of comics off and on for my whole life.

I do, however, find it mildly ironic that such a mainstream juggernaut led me to make a comic like Let’s go to UTAH! But, let’s call it like it is: a good movie is a good movie. A good book is a good book. Good comic is a good comic, regardless of property. I’m not biased against superheroes, I’m biased against bad art–I’m biased against crappy product. I am so glad that DC and Marvel have finally seemingly gotten over the ’90’s Jim-lee-image-clone style of art and are having great artists like Frank Quitely, JH Williams, Salvador Larocca, Gary frank, etc. on mainstream works. I love the variety of styles and work that one can find in comics right now. It’s totally awesome and refreshing.

Do you think having that time away gave you a fresh insight into the medium and allowed you to take more chances and experiment?

Hmm. that’s a good question. I think that the freshness has definitely afforded me opportunities to cut loose and find my own voice. There are parts in the first few issues (hell, in the whole thing!) where I’m still finding my voice–I mean, it’s something that we never truly find, right? But, yeah. it’s been really fun, and I also think the fact that comics are not a career for me has given me a fresh take on the industry–like, I’m not desperate to find a publisher, I’m not desperate to find a really ‘mainstream’ style. As a result, I sort of fell into a sort of niche that is pretty cool. I found an audience and they found me.

So, what was the genesis of LgtU? How did you know that was the story you were doing?

Well…I sort of knew the story I wanted to tell. I wanted it to be a super-episodic road-trip story. I wanted it to be called “Let’s go to UTAH!” I wanted Leif to be a character in it, and I wanted myself to be a character in it. I sort of wanted it to be a sort of coming-of-age tale wrapped in western cliché, surrealism, chance, fate, car chases, and tributes to the Coen brothers. I had a list of events that had to happen, and I sort of found threads to tie them together.

So it became a kind of pop-mesh of influences, not unlike say jazz music?

Yeah, totally, man! The definition of jazz is really nebulous. Does it need to swing? No. does it need improvisation? Hmmm…no. what defines it? to me, it’s almost this quest to interpret material through your filter, a quest to find personal expression in even the most banal material, whether it’s through improvisation, interpretation, phrasing, retooling something old to make it new, or whatever. And I do think that comics have very similar nebulous boundaries.

To me, they both come from the same creative place–I need to tell stories and both mediums offer me that opportunity.

You’re an accomplished musician and lover of music in general, now there are quite a few musical references in the story. As a matter of fact it almost seems like the story its self moves to a specific rhythm at times. Was that conscious in your story beats and plotting, or just a happy accident?

I’d say that the musical influence on my work is unintentional but absolutely there. Music is the driving force in my life, so it was bound to appear, and not just through me touting my friends’ song lyrics. the ability to pace a comic, whether it’s 2, 22, or 262 pages, comes pretty easily to me, and I have no doubt that this comes from my composing experience. In a way, comics share more similarities with music than with art that you see on the walls in museums–comics unfold like a song, and, if done well, the cartoonist will pace the reader’s eye through the work, just like a song. Sorry if this seems like gibberish. It makes sense in my head!

Right now, I’m halfway through my master’s degree in jazz studies at the University of Utah. I’m having the time of my life working up there. I’m teaching the second jazz band and quite a bit of trumpet, and I love it! I’m also playing in a couple of local bands right now: John Henry, which is a six-piece jazz group that is freaking incredible, and SLAJO, which is a 15-piece jazz group that has been around for about 6 years.

When you started, did you have a clear beginning, middle and end?

Since the dream sequence in the first issue informs the rest of the story, I knew the big moments throughout the book. As it went along, however, a fair amount of improvising took place, and fun accidents resulted. :-)

With the completion of the series and the collected edition of LGtU, do you have any serious plans to continue the story? In the final issue you didn’t exactly say no, but didn’t exactly say yes either. If you do in fact continue the storey, will it be a direct continuation with the characters, or rather follow the theme of the original with characters referred to in the series?

I have a few ideas for the characters, but definitely not anything solid. We’ll see if anything turns out of the ideas in my head. I do know that, right now, I don’t have time to do another 9-issue series. We’ll see. We’ll see.

Any plans for doing a color version of LGtU? Or digital versiosn for computers and mobile devices for that matter?

Absolutely no color versions. No no no. it was always supposed to be a dirty black and white, with tons of rough edges. No pretty colors. :-)

With your Dark Horse Comics story (coming out on….), will we see more of the characters from the story (are they part of the LGtU/ Chisholmverse) in other stories, or is this just a one-shot thing only?

However you want to interpret it. I mean, part of me wants to say that everything I have ever drawn has been part of the same universe and that I am some evil genius, but that would be baloney, right? there are similarities between LGTU and “Martha” (that’s the name of the story, appearing in MySpace Dark Horse Presents collection #4, out in December, I think?!?), and maybe it’s because they wanted a similar story? Maybe it’s because it’s actually Dave and Leif when they’re really old? Or MAYBE…I only know how to write one kind of story!!!! Ha-ha either way, it’s really awesome and I can’t wait for everyone to see it.

We’ve seen the photo of Paul Pope (one of your fave creators) with LGtU, which is pretty impressive, considering you hope “someone” enjoys your work when you put it out in the ether. What was your reaction to seeing the picture? Have you had any contact with Pope in regards to LGtU?

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DUDE I freaked out. It was a total fanboy moment. I gave him that in San Diego and he said that he had been “checking it out” online, which blew my mind. I have barely BARELY chatted with him online. I don’t want to be that annoying guy (even though I am sometimes). He was super nice, though, to give even a minor amount of attention to my silly little work! Have you seen his Adam Strange pages in Wednesday Comics? It’s a sequential MASTERCLASS!

Indeed I have! DC’s Wednesday Comics is my favorite book coming out right now and I’m a sucker for anything Pope.

OK, for those who’ve not read “Let’s Go to Utah”, why should they pick it up? What are they missing?

It’s an awesome road trip story for people who love comics and for people who have always been turned off by the ’spandex’ aspect of comics. It’s inky, sloppy, dirty, fun, violent, thoughtful, and delicious. there are car chases, bloody baseball bats, UFO’s (kind of), a headless cowboy, a woman with snakes for hair, dinosaurs (kind of), hordes of locusts, beautiful waitresses, creepy truckers, thunder, lightning, guns, white-trash, cops, and the soundtrack is good. It’s 262 pages of goodness and it’s only like 18 or 20 bucks. It has pin-ups/sketches by so many awesome artist friends of mine like Ryan Ottley, Derek Hunter, Jose Holder, Peter Markowski, Geoff Shupe, Simone Guglielmini, and more. There’s even a bonus mini-comic at the end that only like 20 people had seen before it got put in the trade paperback. WHY HAVEN’T YOU BOUGHT IT YET!??

So what’s next for you? Pimp it up! Spread the word to the people!

Hmm. I’m drawing a bunch of short little 2-3 page comics right now. Someday I might collect the ones that don’t violate copyright and put ‘em out!

Thanks for your time Dave!

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Let’s go to Utah is available through the website- http://www.letsgotoutah.com/ and if you do go to Utah (or already live there), it’s available at the following local Salt Lake City shops-

Dr. Volts Comics, Black Cat Comics, Ken Sanders Rare Books, Slowtrain Records, Positively 4th Street Records, Nobrow Coffee, Cafe Niche, and Bevalo Coffee

Thanks to Dave for taking the time to let me interview him, and thanks to Amy Spencer at IN for running the interview, go check inthisweek.com for local SLC news, reviews, and tons more!

Mandroid out!

Worlds Finest! DC Comics previews and covers!

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

First up, SUPERMAN: SECRET ORIGIN #1 five page preview! (all via DC’s Blog the SOURCE!)

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The moment we’ve all been waiting for is close at hand. The superstar team of writer Geoff Johns and artist Gary Frank reunite to present the modern origin of the Man of Steel, and it all starts with a gigantic 48-[age first issue. Chronicling Clark Kent's journey from Smallville to Metropolis, you'll experience the beginnings of some of comics' most beloved characters, including Lex Luthor, the Legion of Super-Heroes, Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen and more. And if you were a fan of Johns' deft handling of Green Lantern's origin back in GREEN LANTERN: SECRET ORIGIN, you know that this isn't just a recap -- but also a sign of things to come.

SUPERMAN: SECRET ORIGIN #1 hits 9/23.

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Needless to say from the above on sale date in the preview, the ship date has since sailed (hence the new sale date listing above- 9/23). As is, I feel like I’ve been waiting for a year or more for this, and I’m sure it will be worth the wait! Despite being the third Superman “Origin Reboot”, this looks to be the best. I was never a big fan of the watered down Man of Steel John Byrne mini/ Superman series (not without it’s importance or moments), and Superman: Birthright by Mark Waid (my favorite “Origin”, as it went back to the actual origin, though it sped through the Metropolis intro). No disrespect to either of them, but it looks like the third time is the charm, as Geoff Johns (the writer who turns DC characters into gold like a “Midas of the written word”) goes back to the character of Clark Kent and how he grew up in Smallville, became friend/ enemy to Lex, and hung out in the future with the Legion of Superheroes. All of these things that make up Superman were long lost to the character, until a few years back where DC slowly reintegrated these important parts of the Superman origin back into his history. This time around, there won’t be slipped in retcons, as Johns builds on the original foundation with some twists and tweaks to the greatest superhero ever.

Now, a look at November’s BATMAN Covers!  BATMAN AND ROBIN #6by Philip Tan,  BATMAN #693 by Tony Daniel, and AZRAEL #2 by Jock!

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What will be contained behind those covers, only Batman knows!

Thanks to Alex Segura and DC comics, mater of fact go check out dccomics.com for upcoming books and more!

Pirate Club!

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

Well folks, The last page of Bluedick’s Ghost is up, so it would be a really good time to start reading Pirate Club, if you aren’t already. You can also read a lot of back issues of Pirate Club, as well as some other free comics.

Derek Hunter (the creator of Pirate Club) is going to start putting up some short strips starting monday. Be there to check it out!

Brand New Teaser Image from New Ultimates #1

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

nu1pAmidst the wreckage of the crumbling Ultimate Marvel Universe, stupidly faithful nerds such as myself search for insight into what the 1610 Universe will look like post Ultimatum.

Frank Cho has just posted the first penciled page from New Ultimates #1 on his official site, along with a few other rough sketches.

As beautiful as it looks, it begs a number of questions, namely: What the Hell is 616 Iron Man doing here?  And is that giant falling from the sky Stonewall from the Secret Warriors (616)? And who is that flame headed guy – Ultimate Rick Jones perhaps? He hasn’t made an appearance since the end of Ultimate Origins…

A little food for thought as we cross our fingers and hope for the best until Mark Millar comes back to clean up this town with the Ultimate Avengers. CAN’T WAIT!

Cory Walker Back on Invincible!

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

It has been announced that Invincible co-creator Cory Walker is coming back for a two issue arc. It’s leading role none other than Invincible’s father himself, the viltrumite Nolan, possibly better known as Omni-man. He will be teaming up with his new partner Allen the Alien. Apparently if I can read correctly it will take place starting in Invincible #66.

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From the press release:

15 April 2009 (Berkeley, CA) – Yesterday afternoon during G4 TV series Attack of the Show’s Fresh Ink segment, Blair Butler announced acclaimed artist and INVINCIBLE co-creator Cory Walker will return to illustrating INVINCIBLE in a two-part story setting the stage for the upcoming ‘Viltrumite War’!

“While Cory has been working behind the scenes in the INVINCIBLE crew, it’s great to have him back for these two very special issues,” INVINCIBLE co-creator and writer Robert Kirkman said. “They’re going to be pretty damn momentous in the grand scheme of INVINCIBLE as we place the spotlight on INVINCIBLE’s dad, Nolan, and his new partner, Allen the Alien, while they seek the only weapons capable of taking down the Viltrumite empire. It’s gonna be awesome!”

Walker and Kirkman’s newest creative collaboration takes place after the fan-favorite issue in which Invincible’s father, Nolan, broke free from Viltrumite prison with the assistance of Allen the Alien. Their successful escape led to Nolan joining forces with Allen and the Coalition of Planets in their efforts taking down the Viltrumite empire. Walker’s new action-packed two-part shocker will have ramifications leading up to the major confrontation the entire series has been building towards as the ‘Vitrumite War’ begins in INVINCIBLE #75.

INVINCIBLE #66, a 32-page full color comic book for $2.99, will be in stores September, 2009.

What is the Watchmen?

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

What is the Watchmen?

An attempt at explaining the classic “Graphic Novel” to the uninitiated.

Watchmen is a collection of twelve individual issues of a comic book series published in the 1980’s. It was written by Alan Moore and was illustrated by David Gibbons. Alan Moore wants nothing to do with the film adaptation due to previous issues dealing with Hollywood. Usually, as most do, it’s referred to as the War and Peace or Tale of Two Cities or whatever classic piece of literature the person speaking refers to as the pinnacle of writing excellence. The book that has sold millions of copies, has garnered critical acclaim, and is considered the greatest graphic novel ever written (though it is a trade Paperback, but I digress). These are all to certain degrees truths, and about the only thing I can tell any one person when asked “What is Watchmen?”

When my wife asked me what Watchmen was I attempted to trick her into interest (though there was already some there) by talking about how it wasn’t about superheroes but rather a human tragedy filled with sex and violence. My wife is one of those people who doesn’t like “comics” and does not like the medium finding it difficult to enjoy. However she reads Elfquest, and “Porno” comics, likes the X-Men and Batman Movies, and also read Promethia Book one at my insistence. She would like the record to state that she “only read it to get in my pants”, a cruel, but effective maneuver on her part.

I’ve thought a lot about Watchmen due to the constant and perpetual bombardment of media and ads assaulted upon the public. The irony is that people either shrug and don’t understand, or they take the road of not understanding to a comic shop or bookseller where they purchase a copy of Watchmen so they will be in the know. This also presents the future 17-27 age group that will decry Watchmen as “overrated” or “stupid” as one must rebel against the machine telling a generation how to think. Trust me, the irony is not lost on me and I’d imagine that a good number of you will chuckle amongst yourselves.

In sitting down to write this, I had the intention of attempting to dissect Watchmen and find the root of how one could really explain what Watchmen is. The thing is, Watchmen is too immense for any one person to distill into a soundbyte and many have tried to before me and will after as well. Thing is, I’ve got no definitive answers I can present that are more or less valid than anyone else’s.

Why?

Well, as I said before, Watchmen is in fact a collection of single issue comics. These comics have been reprinted and presented in a collected format enabling the reader to experience the story in it’s entirety. This serves two purposes, One- the purpose of presenting an entire story and Two- ensuring the rights never return back to Alan Moore and David Gibbons. Dave I imagine doesn’t mind this due to the fact all royalties and perks are going to him (Moore no longer accepts “royalties” on film adaptations, rather he defers them to the co-creator’s, usually the artist). Just listen to any recent interview with Gibbons, he sounds like the happiest Englishman in the history of the world.

This does very little to explain what the story is about, of which I’m certain is where peoples inquiries tend to lean. I’m reminded of a former co-worker’s ten hour explanation of the entire works of Terry Prachets Discworld books, blow by blow, to the tune of ten hours, for four days, therefore ensuring me to never read the books. So really, how do I hook someone with an explanation of Watchmen without running it? Truth be told, I can’t!

From this point on if you’ve found yourself still reading my blathering stream of cautiousness and you have not read Watchmen, stop reading now.

Seriously, I mean it, the book will be totally ruined from this point on, even though you may or may not have heard something of Watchmen’s story or plot. Hell, I’d argue seeing any of the trailers for the film have potentially ruined the story for you already. Even if I explain Watchmen in the vaguest manner, I’m still ruining the experience.

Final warning.

Still with us? Lets continue then.

Watchmen is a murder mystery. A murder mystery that reveals that the killer’s identity is not important to the grand scheme of things. Don’t get me wrong, we do find out who the killer is, it’s just a lot more complicated than someone saying “You’re nicked!” when the evil murderer is revealed (sorry, I’ve been watching the far superior original Life on Mars, too much faux British cop slang I guess). As a matter of fact, the murderer isn’t exactly evil! Then again none of the characters are apparently good either. If anything, they are all too human trying to understand what they are doing in the grand scheme of things. Unfortunately, as these things go, tragedy rears it’s ugly head and fortunately the “Good Guys” win in the end, Though there are no good guys to speak of.

So that tells the story right? That’s it, there you go. Now you know too much and the entire story is laid out upon the bloody sidewalk for everyone to see, not unlike when you read about a beloved comic character in a Tijuana Bible for the first time. Or is it?

You can’t tell someone what Watchmen is all about. The film version coming out next summer will be for all intents and purposes someone explaining the book to you the viewer. Sure, there are a lot of people involved but it’s not unlike playing telephone or re-telling a joke with your own piece of pizzazz on top. Some will have read the book and not enjoy the movie, some will. Some will not read the book and vice versa. This though is before the backlash of supercritics as I stated before.

Watchmen has deeply influenced the comic book medium and creators since its completion. Unfortunately, it has also lead to a “method” approach of “Grim and Gritty” or “Realistic” stories culminating into a collapse of almost the entire industry. The writers and artists of books taking this approach skimmed the surface of the material and took that away only, leaving many further important layers behind. We’re only just now beginning to see a deeper mining of the work where comics are catching up with Watchmen. This has been leading to only another single layer of the work lifted, mined and shined only to be put in an existing setting in an attempt to make an old ring look new. Not that this is anything new, as a matter of fact it’s almost an industry standard at this point (so says the man pining to write his Superman story).

Watchmen is for all intents and purposes a work with almost infinite layers. No two people can truly have the same experience reading the book simply because we’re all different people who have had different experiences shaping the person we chouse to be. Those choices we’ve made do dictate how we read the Watchmen, how we interact with the fiction which is not fiction. We view the page and we translate the words and images in our head and relate them to our own experiences. Watchmen is about life. Watchmen is about death. Watchmen is all about the parts in between. Sometimes we do something bad for a greater good, sometimes we stick to our guns when an idea is presented contrary to our beliefs. And all of us have worn goofy costumes at one point or another, just look back to high school where you wore clothes to fit in, or not fit in.

Still, with all of this information laid bare, I’m only scratching the surface of the book. This is unfortunately the downfall of the work. It’s become too huge of a thing to truly mean anything to a mass poptopian audience, presented in such a way. We tend to either take simple entertainment out of our fiction or we live within the small moments with our lives ending a page at a time. More often than not though, the latter road is taken due to the simplicity of the device. I could continue here going in an analyzing the motion comic medium the book has been translated to, but I think I’ve already covered it previously.

So, in closing what is the answer to “What is the Watchmen?”

The best I can come up with is “it’s 334 pages long and usually costs $19.99”.

And no, this is not a euphemism.

Or is it?