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Jango Fett to Play Abin Sur in Green Lantern!

Monday, March 15th, 2010

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There are some actors who appeared in the Star Wars movies that were simply in them for too brief a time and haven’t been a whole lot else for us to see them in.

One actor from the prequels I’ve been dying to see more of in film is Temuera Morrison, the Maori actor who played Jango Fett.  He was incredibly talented, and even the most ardent of prequel haters will cop to him being a highlight.

It was reported yesterday in The Hollywood Reporter that Morrison has been cast as Abin Sur, the ill-fated Green Lantern who crash landed on Earth to his death and in his dying breaths gave Hal Jordan the power ring that would transform him into a Green Lantern.

This bodes well for the film and I’m excited to see his part in it.

According to the Reporter, the film starts shooting today.

REVIEW: Clone Wars 2.15 – Senate Murders

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

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Due to some form of clerical error, technical glitch, or unannounced surprise gift from Lucasfilm, next weeks episode of Clone Wars appeared in the iTunes store this morning for all to purchase and download.  (More info on that here.)  It didn’t really matter why the episode was available, what matters is that I’ve been dying for new Clone Wars during this extended break and this episode scratched that itch considerably.

This episode is a bit of a mixed bag in influences, characters, and animation, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy it.  Hell, after a month of not having any Clone Wars at all, even a mediocre episode is a breath of fresh air.

This episode follows a murder in the senate and is equal parts Pink Panther, Scooby Doo, and Clue.  The new characters in the episode play like a long suspect list for the Closeau-like Detective Divo (voiced by Tom Kenney), but he has to deal with the fact that Padme and Bail Organa take the investigation into their own hands and are almost killed in a shadowy dock-yard.

The macguffin in the episode is an amendment to a war spending authorization bill and Padme and her cadre of Senators are leading the opposition to funding the war, they’re called unpatriotic for not supporting the troops, but believe cutting funding off from the Kaminoans for more troops is the only way to allow diplomacy to resume.  It’s thin, but it’s just a macguffin, so it didn’t bother me at all.  Though I do very much like the back and forth between Padme and Senator Mee Deechi, where he calls into question her patriotism for wanting to cut off funding.  She rightly tells him that the only thing she sees that’s unpatriotic is his constant war-mongering.  If nothing else from this episode sinks in with kids, I hope it’s that one exchange.

Detective Divo bumbles passively through the episode like a mix between Inspector Closeau and Albert Finney in Murder on the Orient Express, but he looks decidedly like Peter Lorre.  He brings new exposition to light, but his voice was just too…normal?  I wanted to see some actual character in there, if they were going for Peter Lorre or Hercule Poirot, I would have liked to see them go in that direction with the character.  But we have what we have and this character isn’t going to go down as being incredibly memorable.

My other question mark about the episode was the Kaminoan Senator.  She was an aging wretch of a Kaminoan and my first question was, “Why do the Kaminoans, whom no one in the galaxy knew about before the war, have a full representative standing in the Senate now?” But that question was quickly answered by a throwaway line of dialogue.  Apparently, they leveraged for a seat because of their status as the makers of the clone army.  Having a planet in Republic space didn’t seem to be justification enough.  But what was odd is that she seemed out of character for what we’ve seen of the Kaminoans.  Taun We and Lama Su were incredibly gracious and polite and Senator Bertoni was anything but.  I shouldn’t profile an entire race of people based on their representation in the films, but it was a good lead to follow.

And then I had to roll my eyes a little bit when Padme and Bail Organa decided they wanted to play Fred and Daphne and investigate things on their own.  Jinkies!  They were getting shot at!

But that brings me to the last thing I wanted to bring up.  The animation in this episode was a little uneven, particularly when it came to Bail Organa.  He was very stiff and looked almost…rubbery.  And having Phil Lamarr voice him was fine, but he didn’t sound much like Bail Organa.  Though Detective Divo and Senator Deechi, I thought, were very well animated.  And I really like how they’ve decided to do the eyes of the Rodians.  So, as far as the animation in this episode, like everything else, was a bit of a mixed bag.

There were a lot of good things in this episode, and a lot of things I think needed a little bit more time in the oven.

Having said that, though, any episode of Clone Wars after this long break is a welcome respite and I’m glad for it.  Be sure not to miss it on TV (if nothing else for the preview of the next episode) when it airs on March 19, 2010 on Cartoon Network.

Lego Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

 

The Force Unleashed was one of the most revolutionary and groundbreaking games in the Star Wars franchise.  It was fun and brutal, the gameplay was immersive (at least on the Wii), the story was incredibly enlightening and it cast a new light on Vader during the Dark Times.

It is the last Star Wars property that would deserve a Lego game, but it did deserve this Lego animation. 

This is one of the most capably put together Star Wars animations I’ve seen in a while and it had a pretty intense kinetic energy that I enjoyed.

And it was kind of funny, too.

Enjoy it.

REVIEW: Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi Book 3 – Abyss

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

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I recently finished reading the third book in the Fate of the Jedi series, Abyss, written by Troy Denning.

This book looks a lot like the other two in this series from a structural standpoint.  More Jedi on Coruscant go crazy and seem to think everyone is their enemy, Admiral Daala takes more control of the government because of it, Luke and Ben get into a sticky situation with archaic force-users of some type in an effort to learn about Jacen Solo’s fall to the dark side, and the Sith are around, but for who knows what.

I’m going to be completely honest here:  This book took me more than a month to slog through.  From the time I started this book to the time I finally finished it, I’d read at least a dozen books besides.  This was quite possibly one of the most boring Star Wars novels I have ever read.  It took me so long to get through it because nothing was happening and I really didn’t care about what little there was.

It was a mirror of the last book and it really did feel like it went next to nowhere.

The biggest source of yawns for me?  The Sith.  I really could care less about the Sith roaming about the galaxy in packs chasing after a ship of some kind.  And I was incredibly bored by the explanation of the dynamic between the Sith masters and apprentices and the whole “living on the edge of a razor because someone might betray me at any moment”-thing just bored me to tears.  When all of these Sith guys start betraying each other, I just don’t care, because they’ve all spent so much time worrying about how they’re going to betray each other and when.  And because none of the Sith characters are interesting or mean anything, the fact that they’re on some random side mission to retrieve the Ship that Jacen and Ben found in the Legacy of the Force series just felt like chapters I wanted to skip.

And in retrospect, I could have and would not have suffered any ill consequences, because their story meant next to nothing.

I know I said that Omen looked as though it was a little boring, but it was setting up for something, but it turns out that it wasn’t.  This book was a whole yawning ball of nothing.

Let’s hope Aaron Allston can pull this series’ fat out of the fryer with the next installment, otherwise I don’t think I’ll continue reading any further.  And it’s sad, because I’ve been really invested in the Star Wars books since I’ve had the opportunity to start reviewing them, and those I’ve read, before these last two, have been top notch.  I want to like them, I really do.  I mean, really, you guys all know how much I LOVE Star Wars…  But this book was just a bridge too far.

If you feel like you need to, you can order this book on Amazon.

Other reviews in the Fate of the Jedi series:
Outcast

Omen

Reviews of the Legacy of the Force series:

Betrayal

Bloodlines
Tempest
Exile
Sacrifice
Inferno
Fury

Invincible

Swank’s Phantom Menace Review Rebuttal – Part 1 of 7

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

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Now, I understand that a lot of people have watched the now infamous 70 minute Phantom Menace review and I had a hard time getting through part 1 the first time I clicked on it. I reacted with a little volatility to it, mainly because I thought it was a waste of time for someone to put together a 70 minute review of a film.

And, I’ll concede that some of his points are valid, but others are pretty paper thin. So, I wanted to discuss some of his points and dismantle a few of them that I thought were pretty ridiculous.

I won’t bother with arguing about the tone of the piece, which I thought was pretty obnoxious, I’ll just take on his major points in this seven part series.

Part One: The Protagonist:

The author of the video posits that Phantom Menace doesn’t have a main character or a protagonist, but the film clearly follows Qui-Gon Jinn, through his mission, his finding of Anakin, and his dilemma about whether or not he should train the boy in the face of opposition to the Jedi council. Supporting characters help fill the plot and dilemma’s in the same way Han Solo, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, and Lando fill them in in the classic trilogy.

The opening crawl text serves as the context for Qui-Gon’s mission and he goes through the film trying to serve his duty and fulfill it, but at the same time he struggles with his interpretation of the force and the will of his masters.

Queen Amidala is at the center of this as well, and her duty is to her people.

Phantom Menace’s structure rhymes quite a bit with the structure of A New Hope and Anakin arrives at about the same point in the timeline and story as Han Solo does in their respective first appearances. Though Anakin is younger and admittedly less likeable than Han Solo, he provides a pivotal lynch-pin to the story (both in aiding in their egress from Tatooine and in creating that moral dilemma for Qui-Gon) and saves the day.

I agree that there is no single protagonist in The Phantom Menace that has the strength of Luke Skywalker in A New Hope, but follows the same fractured protaganist pattern that The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi do. Each of the protagonists add their dilemmas together to create a whole picture of the story. It’s the same thing with a lot of war movies. Take Richard Attenborough’s A Bridge Too Far as an example. There isn’t any one consistent protagonist, but a dozen of them reaching for the same final goal though all of their motivations are different. Though the Nazi’s are barely characters in that film, they are much like the Sith in Phantom Menace. We don’t need the extra exposition to be told that the Nazi’s winning are a bad thing and the same is true for the Sith in The Phantom Menace.

Phantom Menace accomplishes this “super-goal for all the protagonists” structure. Never once do you watch that film without a sense of what the story is or what needs to be accomplished for our band of heroes to win the day. There are clear objectives brought on by the characters and their decisions that are affected by their actions. Naboo is in peril and through the film we’ve learned that the two indigenous people of Naboo are at odds with each other. If they don’t come together and fight the Trade Federation, the Sith will win. And while we aren’t exactly sure WHY the Sith want to win, the fact that they do makes this repulsive to the audience. Because of the goals of the protagonists and the strength of the villain, we are glued to our seats when Darth Maul arrives to prevent this from happening and we cheer when Obi-Wan finally gives the bad guy his due.

The author of the review even admits that you don’t have to follow the structure he outlined in the beginning of his video essay, but doesn’t offer any credible reason why it doesn’t work here other than some snarky remarks.

And the point that traditionally the protagonist has to win the day and get the girl is specious. As a protagonist, Qui-Gon sacrificed his life for his duty and that sense of loss permeates in the end of the film at his funeral, which is a catalyst for the rest of the Star Wars saga. To separate Phantom Menace from the fabric of the entire story is neither plausible nor fair.

In a vain attempt to prove his point about a lack of clear characters and protagonists, the author of the 70 minute Phantom Menace review asks a few of his friends to describe Star Wars characters without saying what they look like, what kind of costume they wore, or what their profession in the movie was.

My guess is he asked a bunch of people who hadn’t even really watched Phantom Menace more than once because he had to remind them who he even was. Had he asked someone like me, he would have had as full and complete a description for Qui-Gon as he got for Han Solo in the video.

For example: Qui-Gon is a venerable, older gentleman who has a habit of taking his own path and bucking both tradition and authority. He’s wise, offering constant advice and commentary on things and keeps his cards close to his chest, often to the point of befuddling and frustrating those who work beneath him. As an archetype, he’s the reserved and wisened old sword-master.

As for Queen Amidala: She has an overriding sense of duty and civic pride to her people and, though she’s thought to be young and naïve, she has a strength and courage to her that help win the day. She’s also not interested in the pomp and circumstance of royal life and instead prefers to witness and participate in events first hand. She’s eloquent and concerned, willing to fight for her people in a way that echoes the character of her daughter in the later films.

Asking people who don’t really know about the movies or don’t know enough about them to describe the basic character traits of characters isn’t much of a genuine argument. All he needed to do was ask someone who HAD seen the movie and he wouldn’t have been able to include that in his video review.

That is where Part One of the review ended and so too will I end my rebuttal of it. We’ll see what happens next time.

A Vintage Missile-Firing Boba Fett?

Monday, February 15th, 2010

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The official website of Star Wars (starwars.com) has been putting up updates from Toy Fair and perhaps the most important has just come to my attention.

It seems as though they’re manufacturing a vintage Boba Fett action figure, but this time the rocket-firing mechanism is actually going to work.  Back in 1979, this Boba Fett toy was a mail-away and advertised as going to be able to fire a missile from his jetpack.  But between the time those ads went out and the toys were manufactured, that was decided to be a serious safety concern.

This action figure has been a long fabled myth for 30 years.

Until now.

At Toy Fair, Hasbro unveiled this figure that they’ll be releasing.

As far as other Boba Fett merchandise, they’ve also revealed a helmet for kids and Boba Fett’s blaster.

Why all this increased excitement in Boba Fett?  Well, aside from being the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back, Boba Fett will be making an appearance on the Clone Wars TV show.

REVIEW: Clone Wars 2.14 “The Duchess of Mandalore”

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

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This week’s episode promised a high-adventure thriller with the Duchess Satine dodging assassins on every corner, but instead we were treated with a thrilling Hitchcock sort of the wrong man story.

In order to advance the Separatist agenda, Dooku lays plans to force the Republics hand into occupying Mandalore so the Death Watch, Separatist sympathizers, can take control of the planet.  Satine heads to the Senate to insist that they respect Mandalorian neutrality. Unfortunately, her second in command has allegedly recorded a message to the senate saying that the Republic had to intervene and occupy the planet.

That’s when there’s a first attempt on Satine’s life, but is made to look like an accident and people think she’s crazy.  Soon she’s on the run and wanted for murder and Obi-wan is the only one who believes her enough to help her.

The Mandalorian action was actually pretty yawn worthy, there wasn’t much of it at all.  There was a great fist fight with Obi-wan and a Mando, but aside from that, the rest of the episode was all Hitchcockian suspense.

To be honest, I was pretty bored for the first third of the episode, but, like a Hitchcock film, it was building very carefully to a boiling point.  Satine is essentially Cary Grant in North by Northwest, telling everyone in the world she didn’t kill that guy, but no one will listen.  (Except Obi-wan, obviously.)  They captured that desperate feeling of being called a liar when you’re telling the truth in situations that are life or death incredibly well and it was almost suffocating.  The scenes with the Mandalorian assassin looking out over the fountain in the courtyard looking out for Satine while the police droids were doing the same and she and Obi-wan were trying to meet up with the secret information were straight out of an old school Hitchcock film and I was left clamoring for more.

Having said that, this episode was pretty much a giant tease for a conflict that was never going to happen.  And for that, I am sad.  I want to see more Mandalorian Death Watch on the show and I want to see the war they were aiming for.  On the other hand, I’d also love to see more Hitchcock homages on Clone Wars as well.

I hope it doesn’t seem obnoxious that on most weeks I seem to find something that I love that Clone Wars is homaging in my reviews.  I love Star Wars, and when I see it paying respect to other classic things that I love, it makes me incredibly giddy.  From Kurosawa to Hitchcock, it seems like the crew writing and directing these episodes have impeccable taste and if ever I were to meet them, I would certainly owe them a beer.

The last thing I’d like to say is to reiterate something Anakin said to me while we were watching, “Where is Ahsoka?”  Seriously.  Where the hell is Ahsoka?  I miss Snips, damn it.

And with that question, I’ll leave you until March, when Clone Wars returns.

In the meantime, I’ll be doing an interview with James Arnold Taylor (the voice of Obi-wan Kenobi) so you’ll have that to look forward to.

To catch up on Season 1, you can order The Clone Wars: The Complete Season One at Amazon by clicking the link.

For other Clone Wars news and reviews of previous episodes, click this link.

Star Wars is REAL!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Photographer, Cédric Delsaux has done the coolest photoshoot in a long time.  As we all know, abandoned buildings, cities in ruin and garbage have all been the subject of many first year photo majors portfolios, but Cédric Delsaux takes it to the next level and makes those tired subjects seem new again.  I love what he’s done to fit our favorite Star Wars characters and vehicles into our own shitty reality.  Hooray for Star Wars.

Check out the rest of the gallery here, along with what appears to be an interview for those who speak French…fuckin’ hippies.

PREVIEW: A Clip From Clone Wars 2.13

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

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Lucasfilm has been kind enough once again to give us a taste of this weeks episode of Clone Wars. From the official press release, the clip follows below:

Duchess Satine Kryze tries to keep the Republic from interfering in Mandalorian affairs after attacks by the Death Watch, the splinter group advocating a return to the old warrior ways. But when Satine herself is attacked and framed, she sets off – against the better judgment of her Jedi protectors – to uncover the full breadth of the conspiracy and the faction’s true origins. No longer content to operate from the fringes, the mysterious Mandalorian Death Watch sets its sights on the “Duchess of Mandalore” in an all-new episode of STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS airing at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT Friday, February 12 on Cartoon Network.

“Satine is struggling with many fires now, and trying to keep them from merging into one large inferno that can’t be put out,” says Anna Graves, the voice of Satine in The Clone Wars. “She wants peace above all else, and will shout it as loud as she can. Historical pacifists are often met with more hatred and violence, but that seems to push someone like Satine to fight for peace even harder. I think with any culture that idolizes war and violence, some people will naturally rebel against that traditional way of thinking and focus their efforts on peace and tranquility. I’m sure a lot of people agree with her views, but I’m sure there are just as many who don’t. Her neutrality in The Clone Wars is such a beautiful cry for love and peace, which throughout history has upset those who idolize power and control.”

Set against the backdrop of a sweeping conflict which threatens to consume the galaxy, Satine’s struggle is all the more personal, however, as she faces upheaval from within her own constituency. Using violence as their language of dissent, the Death Watch threatens to unravel all of Satine’s efforts, and to undermine the peace she has fought so hard to preserve. But the war itself is a battle of ideologies. Despite their extremism – or perhaps because of it – the radical faction represents a popular opinion among the re-emerging culture.

“I see Mandalore as an old world, full of history and tradition. After years of glimpses into Mandalorian lore, it’s exciting to get new facts and faces,” Graves says. “Every fan has their own reasons for loving Mandalore, but Boba Fett opened the door with his intriguing armor and history as a bounty hunter. I know fans will want to hear more about Death Watch – and those who oppose them. To be a small part of that history is so exciting. Add a little Mandalorian-Jedi romance, and that’s good stuff!”

Come back this weekend for my review of the episode!

About Star Wars and Adidas

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Now I know there are a staggering majority of you that love Star Wars and most things Star Wars. I’ve never been among you, don’t get me wrong I understand why there is so much love and adoration of the movies and brand but it just has never been one of my favorites. So as I was cruising through my daily blogs I came across a post by Bobby Hundreds, and if you haven’t checked out thehundreds.com you definitely should.  The Hundreds is one of the best streetwear brands around and even have their own geeky side. The post basically summed up my thoughts on the whole collaboration between Star Wars and Adidas much better than I could articulate and with more credibility.

Here’s a small taste:

I understand the power of collaboration projects between brands.  I can attest to the marketing factor, the cross-promotional exposure for both parties involved, and the creative possibilities that can arise from such endeavors.  But forgive me if I don’t understand the recent Star Wars x Adidas collaboration that is now on shelves at an Adidas Originals retailer near you.  A Darth Vader-inspired runner?  Death Star shelltoes?  What’s the directive here?

Don’t get me wrong, I think the product is very well-executed from a design standpoint.  And having discussed this with industry sources, I have a decent understanding of how the entire project came to fruition, and that it’s been a years-long process.  Furthermore, I understand that the campaign’s overall sales and publicity impact have actually performed rather well, so it’s not as if my opinion really matters here.  Seems like both Adidas and Star Wars got what they wanted out of it.